Guy: “Are you single?”

Mar 5
3 min read

Guy friend: (lots actually) “Are you single?”

Angel: “My husband died.”

Guy: “So, yes.”

Angel: “So no. My husband died.”

Guy: “That means yes, that’s how it works.”

Angel: “Not where I’m from.”

Guy: “Where are you from?”

Angel: “I’m an ancient biblical Hebrew, Israelite.”

Guy: “You live in Texas.”

Angel: “Texas covers my fierce independence. My roots go back pre-Republic of Texas. My female ancestor co-wrote a history book with one of Stephen F. Austin’s Old Three Hundred original settlers as he arrived in Mexican Texas. Women couldn’t be published authors so she used his name and he sent her his stories. But SHE wrote it. My Texas independent spirit probably STARTED Texas Independence.

Guy: “Well, it could have been one of the seeds then I guess.”

Angel: “I just messaged my aunt to please make me a copy of my ancester line to Jefferson Davis, the one and only President of the Confederate States of America. I asked her to make me a copy of our roots to Andrew Jackson too.”

Guy: “Well, with that background maybe you did start it. But…”

Angel: “Daniel Webster, Meriwether Lewis, George Washington… there’s more. It’s in my book.”

Guy: “I’m starting to see why you are the way you are…”

Angel: “We married into the main Comanche Chief’s family. I forgot his name, my aunt told us last week. He has a display at the Texas Ranger’s Museum, oh yeah, starts with a Q. Q something Parker. Let me google it… Quanah. 1845-1911, last principal chief of the Comanche Nation. I wrote a story about it. It’s on my website.”

Guy: “…”

Angel: “My dad says we go straight back to Jesus himself. Try telling him otherwise. He’s quite vehement about it. My dad was Teledyne’s Contract Manager for the entire Apollo program. He was trained at Redstone Arsenal. He founded and ran our electronics manufacturing plant for 45 years. If you think you can take him on and tell him our roots don’t go back straight to Jesus then it’s a fight I’d love to watch you lose.”

Guy (dumbfounded by now): I was just asking if you were single…”

Angel: “I told you, no, my husband died.”

Guy: “Jesus.”

Angel: “Yes. I told you. I’m an ancient Biblical Hebrew Israelite. Besides, dating leads to commitment. I’m committed to my granddaughter. And besides that I’d NEVER give up my last name, Isaacs. If you were Mrs. Einstein or Mrs. Tesla would you give up YOUR name?

Guy: “You mean Isaacs? Why, what did HE do?”

Angel: “Computerized the oil well drilling industry. Historical.”

Guy: “I see. Texas Independence. The roots.”

Angel: “God. The roots. I have 2 Masters in Theology including a Master of Divinity. My BA in Radio/TV/Film is from the major Christian college my ancestors helped found. I was trained from birth in the Bible. My husband trained me as his Documentation Specialist. I spent 15,000 hours retranslating the King James Bible back into the original ancient Biblical Hebrew and Greek. I restored the original paradigm. I documented it for 41 years. Now I spend my time writing about it. I did that for my Father.”

Guy: “Your father who says your family line goes back to Jesus?”

Angel: “No. His father.”

Written March 5, 2026 at 12:01 pm